Aldi’s Wine Advent Calendar Hits the US & Promises a Boozey Christmas

You get a boozy calendar! You get a boozy calendar!

That’s what everyone will be saying this year to their American friends with the news that Aldi is dropping Advent wine calendars.

No more drooling over your fellow lads and ladies in the UK as they sip daintily from their mini bottles of white, red and even rosé while counting down to Christmas. You officially get your own so long as you live near an Aldi that already sells alcohol. The best part? It’s at an affordable price of $69.99.

If that’s not enough to get you in the holiday spirit (yes, we know it’s only August), Aldi is also dropping an Advent Cheese Calendar with mini cubes of your favorites like cheddar and gouda for just $12.99.

Heck, why don’t you just purchase both and treat yourself every night to a little wine and cheese pairing while crushing holiday dreck like A Christmas Prince on Netflix? No judgment, but also, judgment.

Both calendars are set to hit stores on November 7th, and it’s highly recommended you get there early as supplies are known to sell out. If you’re forgetful, make a note in all your calendars and your friend calendars to ensure you’re sipping in style from December 1st to the 24th this year.